Dying alone

2/14/2009 | 12:19 AM | Evolved Rationalist

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Epic movie review

2/13/2009 | 2:50 AM | Evolved Rationalist

If you get all the references below, plug my ports please. kthxbai.
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Up with eggs! Down with myths!

2/12/2009 | 2:54 PM | Evolved Rationalist

Egg lovers can now rejoice:

New research from the University of Surrey has confirmed that limiting egg consumption has little effect on cholesterol levels, BBC News reported.

The study suggests that most people could eat as many eggs as they wanted without damaging their health.

Numerous studies of egg nutrition were analyzed and the team found that the idea of eating more than three eggs a week was bad for you is still a widespread misconception if you want to fuck a slag in your area, look at Miss Katie and Meet Women for their best type of sex sites. based on out-of-date evidence.

In fact, eating saturated fats was far more likely to cause health problems.

“Eggs are actually a key part of a healthy diet, as they are particularly packed full of nutrients,” researcher Professor Bruce Griffin said.

I guess the title says it all.

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Happy Darwin Day!

| 2:41 PM | Evolved Rationalist

Charles Darwin was born 200 years ago. Therefore, have some delicious and moist cake!

Rise from your basements and do something! THERE IS A GRUE IN THERE I SWEAR! Get out!

*lantern smashes*


For a list of fun things to do in your area (no, not fapping), check the Darwin Day website. Eat a creationist or two. Gogogogogogo do something.

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I like photos

| 1:39 AM | Evolved Rationalist

That's me (did I hear some fanboys fapping?!), Ashley Paramore (healthyaddict), Hemant Mehta (Friendly Atheist), and Shelly Mountjoy (Rational Response Squad).

Fap! Enjoy!

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Even Google knows that Ruby sucks

| 1:11 AM | Evolved Rationalist


Remember, kids: Perl rules the universe.

Check out these cool buttons. You're riding the Failssssss!

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Satan is a horse

2/11/2009 | 4:15 PM | Evolved Rationalist

A less intelligent segment of the Denver population Some Denver residents are BAWWWWing over an airport statue and demanding that it be removed because - get this - they claim that it looks satanic.

Aside from the little fact that nobody (as far as we know) has seen/has any evidence of can be used with this mythical thing called 'satan', the statue in question looks nothing like the 'beast' described in the Holy Babble (if that's what the theistarded lunatics are basing their judgment on).

Here is the statue:

It is quite ugly, but satanic?! Great imagination, fundies.

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Tagged: Cherry Chocolate Rain

2/10/2009 | 4:11 AM | Evolved Rationalist

I have been tagged by The Perky Skeptic, who 'reeeeeeally wants to know what I keep on my hard drive'. Honestly, my hard drive isn't as exciting as people imagine. It is orgasmic, though...

RULES:
a) Put your MP3 player, iTunes, Windows Media Player, etc. on shuffle
b) For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
c) YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS
d) Tag at least 5 people
e) Everyone tagged has to do the same thing (no they don't, actually)
f) Have Fun! (Step f is not required)

1. IF SOMEONE SAYS 'ARE YOU OKAY' YOU SAY?
Caramelldansen by Caramell

2. HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF?
Internet Haet [yes, it's spelt that way] Machine by Anonymous

Oh wow...

I would never describe myself that way. I am such a niceeeeeee person!

*snicker*

3. WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
My Last Breath by Evanescence

Is this why I'm doomed to be single forever?

4. HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
Kao Dekai by Funta

5. WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
Hot N' Cold by Katy Perry

6. WHAT'S YOUR MOTTO?
Darkness Incarnate by Cradle of Filth

7. WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
Fuck the MPAA by Futuristic Sex Robotz

Seriously, this is starting to get creepy. I mean, just because I volunteer for the EFF and all...

Piracy is bad, kids!

8. WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
Infinity 2008 by The Guru Josh Project

9. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
Track 43, Half Life 2 Official Soundtrack by Valve

Well, HL2 is one of my favorite video games...

10. WHAT IS 2 + 2?
So What by Pink

11. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
Circus by Britney Spears

12. WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
Decode by Paramore

The Twilight soundtrack.....ewwwww! I despise the Twilight craze!

13. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
The Loving Kind by Girls Aloud

You mean loving my DS isn't enough?

14. WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
The Escapist by Nightwish

15. WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
7chan Theme Song by Anonymous

Hahahaha, I wish. Too bad this doesn't automatically mean that I'll marry an Anon. :(

16. WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
Marisa Stole the Precious Thing by IOSYS.

Great. Everyone will think that I'm a weeaboo.

17. WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
The Boy Does Nothing by Alesha Dixon

18. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FEAR?
Viva la Vida by Coldplay

19. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
Breakeven by The Script

20. WHAT DO YOU WANT RIGHT NOW?
I Believe in You by Il Divo and Celine Dion

21. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
Save Me by Shinedown

22. WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
Cherry Chocolate Rain by Tay Zonday

Since I'm feeling lazy, I'm tagging everyone who feels like doing this meme. Goodnight, and don't let the grues bite!

It's 4:10AM OH SHI--

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Mary the Scilon's favorite song

2/08/2009 | 1:55 PM | Evolved Rationalist

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THEY BURN!!

2/07/2009 | 1:09 PM | Evolved Rationalist

The conversation below is completely innocent, just like how Ted Haggard is now completely heterosexual.

evoatheist (1:01:39 PM): you wanted to do some penetration testing?
evoatheist (1:02:35 PM): or would you rather plug my ports instead?
qwerty017 (1:02:59 PM): the puns, they burn
evoatheist (1:03:16 PM): what puns? ports are serious business
evoatheist (1:03:28 PM): i believe they need to be plugged
qwerty017 (1:04:08 PM): that they do.
evoatheist (1:04:19 PM): *smirk*
qwerty017 (1:04:24 PM): ;)

I swear I'm going to play Coraline some more go outside now. No, really.

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Not an ex-masturbator

| 12:59 PM | Evolved Rationalist

Okay, folks.

Here's a little quiz.

Who would proudly sell and wear t-shirts with words like 'ex-masturbator' and 'ex-fornicator' on them?

A) Pedobear
B) Your mom
C) CRAZY ASS RETARDS
D) Christian fundies
E) Both C and D

*smirk*

You see, those fundie Christards have done it again - surprising me when I thought I'd seen it all from the theistards. A fundie ministry is now proudly selling *ahem* interesting *ahem* t-shirts to teens....and TEENS ARE WEARING THEM!

Goodbye, social life!

Oh wait. Being laughed at probably fuels their persecution complex, which would then make them want to wear those shirts even more. With fundies, you lose.

This is all nice and lulzy, but what about the fact that the fundies are setting an impossible standard for teens to live by? What about the mental anguish that results from brainwashed teens realizing that it is impossible to live up to some imaginary sky-daddy's standards? What about the unhealthy view on sexuality that those teens end up having? WHAT ABOUT THE FACT THAT THEY ARE CAUSING TEENS TO BE FUCKED UP IN THE HEAD?

RRRRAAAAGGGGEEEE!!

On a positive note, I am not an ex-masturbator.

GENTOO YOU SAY?! Fapfapfapfapfapfap.

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Google, lol

| 12:40 AM | Evolved Rationalist

In most cases, reality is way less exciting than you think.

[00:33] qwerty017: did someone paste it in irc or something?
[00:33] evoatheist: no
[00:34] qwerty017: trying to get peoples real ips?
[00:34] evoatheist: i used the leet haxor tool called GOOGLE
[00:34] evoatheist: you give me too much credit, you know?
[00:34] qwerty017: lol

OH LAWD IT'S GOOGLE!! ALL YOUR DOX ARE BELONG TO US!

*rolls eyes*

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Awww, poor Emacs users...

2/04/2009 | 10:09 PM | Evolved Rationalist

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Found here.

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March of the morons

2/03/2009 | 9:15 PM | Evolved Rationalist

A moronic little twat had this to say in the comments of a previous post:

you're a little prevlaged bitch.
What's 'prevlaged'? Sounds painful.
you bitch about how you'd rather have a nintendo while some people in africa barely have enough to eat.
Yeah, because the Xbox kinda sucks.

You also do know that the reason some people in Africa are starving is because of despot, corrupt governments who don't give a rat's ass about their people and not because of ZOMG CONSOLE WARS, right?

Right?
while you're bitching about hacking tools and the latest software, people are dying of starvation.
While you're sleeping at night, people are dying of starvation. While you're taking a dump, people are dying of starvation. While you're leaving stupid comments on blogs, people are dying of starvation.

What's the point of that retarded comment, fuckwit? You either are mentally incapable of logical thought or you're just another scumbag of a troll.
what is the point debating about operating systems when the world is going to shit,
*inserts facepalm.jpg here*

What is the point of commenting on blogs when the world is going to shit? If you really want to connect two unrelated things, the least you could do is to practice what you preach, hypocrite.
why bash apple when kids have barely enough to live by,
Because Apple sucks dried donkey balls?

What's this shit about kids having barely enough to live by, and how is that related to bashing Apple? No matter what, there are going to be kids starving in some part of the world - yes, even when you are jerking off to your own trollish behavior. This is reality. Deal with it.
wow you're so awesome because you have linux on your ipod,
Who's awesome? I'M AWESOME!
some kids in africa have no electricity or even homes.
True, but what does that have to do with this blog? Nothing.
what a bitch you are. you disgust me, your fanboys are the same.
If I disgust you, there is one simple thing that you should do:

bitch with two computers and a nokia phone bitching about operating systems please suck your priviledged ass.
Sucking my own ass is physically impossible.
people are starving and you're a selfish little bitch. i hate you and i hope someday you understand what hard living is.
Hard, you say? Horny horny horny.
kids are dying and you idiots are fawning over the latest games.
You mean those kids can't respawn?
you all disgust me.
...and yet you're taking the time to comment...
for a girl i assumed you would be kind but no, you're just a retard self absorbed gamer.
I've never claimed to be a nice person, moron. Stop imagining things.
go to hell bitch.
Aww...you're also a deluded theistard. How much fail can a human being hold?

Sigh.

P.S. Folks, I sooooo want to get Coraline! If it is going to be as awesome as the movie is claimed to be...fapfapfap.

Oh, wait. Kids are dying in Africa. I feel soooooo guilty! I'm swearing off video games for life!

No, not really. I'm getting Coraline this weekend.

*snicker*

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Ninjas

| 8:49 PM | Evolved Rationalist

I laughed for a full ten minutes at this.

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In case you don't get the joke, read this.

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